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Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:05 pm
by Symmetry
Symmetry's partial list of Lettermanesque replies:
10) Maybe if it was half-baked.
9) You think BS could ever be that deep?

Sean Connery could pull off "Deep Dish Pizza" as a line, BS... not so much
7)-1) ?
There must be some better stuff out there.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:38 pm
by Thorthoth
Symmetry wrote:Symmetry's partial list of Lettermanesque replies:
10) Maybe if it was half-baked.
9) You think BS could ever be that deep?

Sean Connery could pull off "Deep Dish Pizza" as a line, BS... not so much
7)-1) ?
There must be some better stuff out there.
Shut up! you totally ignored my excellent retort. Scroll up.
Or to paraphrase: do you consider gays to be enslaved baker's rapists?
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:57 pm
by Symmetry
7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:29 pm
by riskllama
Symmetry wrote:7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
symmetry wins this thread.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:12 pm
by Thorthoth
riskllama wrote:Symmetry wrote:7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
symmetry wins this thread.
Shut up, llamo.
No he did not. All he did was the usual Symbot dodge. Obviously he doesn't want to address the vengeful predatory nature of the modern homosexual.
Pervs so filled with bloodlust* that they will even use their own wedding cake order as an instrument of torture.
*Among their other bodily fluid lusts.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:14 pm
by riskllama
riskllama wrote:Symmetry wrote:7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
symmetry wins this thread.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2017 8:15 pm
by Thorthoth
Thorthoth wrote:riskllama wrote:Symmetry wrote:7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
symmetry wins this thread.
Shut up, llamo.
No he did not. All he did was the usual Symbot dodge. Obviously he doesn't want to address the vengeful predatory nature of the modern homosexual.
Pervs so filled with bloodlust* that they will even use their own wedding cake order as an instrument of torture.
*Among their other bodily fluid lusts.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 2:21 am
by jonesthecurl
riskllama wrote:Symmetry wrote:7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
symmetry wins this thread.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:38 am
by Thorthoth
Thorthoth wrote:Thorthoth wrote:riskllama wrote:Symmetry wrote:7) Thome folkth thotally threak out.
symmetry wins this thread.
Shut up, llamo.
No he did not. All he did was the usual Symbot dodge. Obviously he doesn't want to address the vengeful predatory nature of the modern homosexual.
Pervs so filled with bloodlust* that they will even use their own wedding cake order as an instrument of torture.
*Among their other bodily fluid lusts.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:28 am
by Bernie Sanders
Symm, when you and your significant other decide to marry, may I suggest a cake based on this statue?

Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:16 pm
by Symmetry
6) BS should never be your go to guy for advice on weddings.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:21 am
by Bernie Sanders
Symmetry wrote:6) BS should never be your go to guy for advice on weddings.
Oh Symm, you don't have to be gay to give advice for weddings. That's really ignorant and discriminating against heterosexuals!
I thought at least you would be the last person to throw stones at a glass house.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 10:22 am
by KoolBak
So....
It says bake FOR a wedding, and it says bake a gay cake. Two different things
Any company that turns down an order for a wedding cake makes too much. These fucking things are expensive.
I don't care what you are or whom you pork...if you want to purchase my product, I will happily sell to you and treat you like royalty

Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:34 pm
by Bernie Sanders
KoolBak wrote:So....
It says bake FOR a wedding, and it says bake a gay cake. Two different things
Any company that turns down an order for a wedding cake makes too much. These fucking things are expensive.
I don't care what you are or whom you pork...if you want to purchase my product, I will happily sell to you and treat you like royalty

...of course, greed wins the day!
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 2:05 pm
by KoolBak
Customer Service? Good company / product reputation? Treating humans with respect who spend their hard earned cash on a product you make? Feeding your children? These ALL trump greed my friend.
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie......you say potato, I say I care about my fucking product that I've made for 25 years
Be Mr. Poopy-Pants to someone else.....lol
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 3:10 pm
by Symmetry
Bernie Sanders wrote::D
Symmetry wrote:6) BS should never be your go to guy for advice on weddings.
Oh Symm, you don't have to be gay to give advice for weddings. That's really ignorant and discriminating against heterosexuals!
I thought at least you would be the last person to throw stones at a glass house.
I don't think it was sexual orientation that made your advice bad, dude.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:00 pm
by 2dimes
Actually I wrote "gay wedding cake." You are right to call me out. It should have been wrote the same as the title or at very least "gay wedding, cake."
A cake can't be gay. A wedding cake can't be gay. Cakes are cakes. That is part of why I believe all bakers should have to sell cake to anyone with money.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:01 am
by Thorthoth
However, that does bring up an interesting point.
If a baker could and did bake a gay wedding cake, would it be acceptable to serve it at a straight/normal wedding?
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:38 am
by Bernie Sanders
Thorthoth wrote:However, that does bring up an interesting point.
If a baker could and did bake a gay wedding cake, would it be acceptable to serve it at a straight/normal wedding?
Would this cake be consumed by sucking or be shoved anally up Thor's @ss?
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:16 am
by betiko
saxitoxin wrote:betiko wrote:If the cake has a normal shape, every baker shall bake.

Omg saxi... your new skills are impressive!
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:21 am
by betiko
KoolBak wrote:Customer Service? Good company / product reputation? Treating humans with respect who spend their hard earned cash on a product you make? Feeding your children? These ALL trump greed my friend.
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie......you say potato, I say I care about my fucking product that I've made for 25 years
Be Mr. Poopy-Pants to someone else.....lol
I don t see the problem for you to sell one of your belts to gay people... but what if some gay guy wants a specially gay belt and forces you to make it? If you know you can sell many of them and there is a market well ok, but if you know that most gay people don t ask for such silly belts you might just not do it.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:36 am
by mrswdk
betiko wrote:a specially gay belt
He could use it to hold up his gay trousers.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:22 pm
by Thorthoth
Stop acting like gay belts don't exist:

I'm sure KoolBak would be
proud to put his effort and brand name on such a fine fashion accessory.
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 2:31 pm
by KoolBak
Re: Refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2017 6:52 pm
by betiko
Thorthoth wrote:Stop acting like gay belts don't exist:

I'm sure KoolBak would be
proud to put his effort and brand name on such a fine fashion accessory.
I m thinking of more difficult gay customers asking for much gayer belts.