The "friend zone"

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:28 pm

She is gonna wonder remember who was that Juan guy anyway.

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:33 pm

What is that cord running from the back of your ass Juan? Is that,.... no it couldn't be? That would be gay. You're much too straight to be crooked. Maybe it's just her leash that you are holding in your other hand and you're about to put it around her neck. Yeah, that sounds more like the Juan I know. Keep pimpin'

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:35 pm

King_Herpes wrote:What is that cord running from the back of your ass Juan? Is that,.... no it couldn't be? That would be gay. You're much too straight to be crooked. Maybe it's just her leash that you are holding in your other hand and you're about to put it around her neck. Yeah, that sounds more like the Juan I know. Keep pimpin'

I hear men can have some phenomenal orgasms if their prostate is stimulated just as they ejaculate, I've never tried it though. If anyone has, would you mind coming forward and sharing your experiences?

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:38 pm

Remember, for both men and women, "up and toward the belly button."

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:54 pm

Juan_Bottom wrote:I'm so happy neither of them use CC... not even to spy on me. Because I would be in deep DEEP trouble by this point.

tee-hee.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:46 pm

Hey, juan, why don't you go back and edit out the pictures. I am sure those that copied the picture over in their post will also edit theirs out if you ask them.

daydream · Post by **daydream** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:21 pm

just out of curiosity... did anyone view the uncensored version of my art?

spaceghst44 · Post by **spaceghst44** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:03 pm

no i had to pull glass from my eyes.............. after looking at your art work made me hit myself in the face with a bottle.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:10 pm

I think rape is your best option here.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:12 pm

I don't think Juan would enjoy being raped.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:13 pm

mpjh wrote:I don't think Juan would enjoy being raped.

Why not? Everybody does.

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:16 pm

Well, maybe he would if you whispered Dutch nothings in his ear.

spaceghst44 · Post by **spaceghst44** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:18 pm

i prefer sodimization with a tide bottle

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:22 pm

Hmmmm, "tide bottle;" do you find those on the beach?

spaceghst44 · Post by **spaceghst44** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:24 pm

no silly the sodimization store.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:27 pm

spaceghst44 wrote:no silly the sodimization store.

I've been there a few times but I just don't enjoy the atmosphere.

And their habit of buttraping customers.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:28 pm

and the fact that the street outside is full of pillars of salt.

spaceghst44 · Post by **spaceghst44** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:30 pm

i don't mind as long as they give the common courtesy of a reach around

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:45 pm

Juan, your thread has been thoroughly hijacked. I suggest you go back and get the innocent thing's pics removes and let it die.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:48 am

These threads always get hijacked, that's wha makes them fun. I'm as much a troll as anyone else here.

I also enjoy hearing what Prowler has to say. He's a lot different in here than in FW. I'm fairly certain that in rl he's a popular guy.

The letter that I wrote her wasn't sad or stoopid or anything. IMO it was pretty funny. A drunkard trying to say "you're pretty" can be neat. But that said, it was embarassing to see what I did #-o

....

Though I am disappointed that there is no quick fix, I'm fine with continuing on the path that I'm on and being patient. Honest, the advice that I've gotten from both this thread and the other has paid off immensly.

daydream · Post by **daydream** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:06 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:These threads always get hijacked, that's wha makes them fun. I'm as much a troll as anyone else here.

I also enjoy hearing what Prowler has to say. He's a lot different in here than in FW. I'm fairly certain that in rl he's a popular guy.

The letter that I wrote her wasn't sad or stoopid or anything. IMO it was pretty funny. A drunkard trying to say "you're pretty" can be neat. But that said, it was embarassing to see what I did ....

Though I am disappointed that there is no quick fix, I'm fine with continuing on the path that I'm on and being patient. Honest, the advice that I've gotten from both this thread and the other has paid off immensly.

and the art?

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:07 am

daydream wrote:and the art?

I'm not kidding when I say this, that girl would either giggle at it, or she would break my nose. Honest, she has full-on decked me before.

daydream · Post by **daydream** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:11 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:
daydream wrote:and the art?

I'm not kidding when I say this, that girl would either giggle at it, or she would break my nose. Honest, she has full-on decked me before.

only one way to find out... let me know the result please!

mpjh · Post by **mpjh** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:17 am

Juan, keep some dignity, edit the posts and get the girls pictures out. Even if she never knows, show her some respect.

Juan_Bottom · Post by **Juan_Bottom** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:49 am

mpjh wrote:Juan, keep some dignity, edit the posts and get the girls pictures out. Even if she never knows, show her some respect.

Well, I'm certain that you must be seeing this in a way that I am not. And your heart is in the right place, so I'll take your advice.

Gentlemen?

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