Conquer Club

hello and welcome to Otpisani vs Mythology clan war.


[spoiler=rules of war]-60 regular games (both clans will create 12 quads, 10 triples, 8 doubles)
-3 tiebreaking games (one double, one triple, one quad game. all random, foggy, chained, no spoils)[/spoiler]

[spoiler=game distribution]-3 batches, 2 weeks between batches. start of batch no1: sunday, october 6th
-batch 1: both clan will create 4 quads, 3 triples, 3 doubles, quad tiebreaker
-batch 2: both clan will create 4 quads, 4 triples, 2 doubles, triple tiebreaker
-batch 3: both clan will create 4 quads, 3 triples, 3 doubles, double tiebreaker
-batches will be exchanged on sunday, games should be filled by tuesday
-tiebreakers will be created by Otpisani as higher seeded clan[/spoiler]

[spoiler=restrictions]- no beta maps
- no manual deployment
- no nuclear spoils
- no trench warfare
- no unlimited fortifications
- no freestyle
- max games per player will be 18
- no player is allowed to play more then 1 tiebreaking game
- every map can be used max once in clan war(random can be used as often as desired)[/spoiler]

[spoiler=contacts]- Otpisani: [player]freakns[/player]
- Mythology: [player]woopintroysbutt[/player][/spoiler]

[spoiler=random things that noone should read]- qwert is a little girl, and we have pictures to prove it!
- however war finishes, Otpisani will remain clan with bigger average penis size[/spoiler]

participation is optional, fun is mandatory!
so... lets have some fun!

[spoiler=Otpisani home games]quads
Game 11767349- Antarctica, esc, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11767350- Bamboo Jack, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11767353- Vancouver, no spoils, adj, sunny Otpisani
Game 11767358- Charleston, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11825814- U. S. Senate, esc, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11825815- Treasures Of Galapagos, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11825819- American Civil War, esc, chained, sunny Mythology
Game 11825826- Feudal Epic, esc, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11891382- Nordic Countries, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11891383- Pearl Harbor, esc, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11891384- Rail Africa, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11891386- Eastern Hemisphere, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani

triples
Game 11767360- Austro-Hungarian Empire, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11767361- Das Schloss, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11767363- 8 Thoughts, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11825828- Rail Europe, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11825831- Third Crusade, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11825833- Balkan Peninsula, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11825838- Chicago, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11891387- Sydney Metro, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11891388- New World, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11891390- England, esc, chained, sunny Mythology

doubles
Game 11767364- Age Of Realms 2: Magic, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11767365- Europe 1914, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11767367- Macedonia, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11825839- Feudal War, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11825848- WWII Europe, esc, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11891392- Iberia, esc, chained, sunny Mythology
Game 11891393- Rail USA, no spoils, chained, sunny Mythology
Game 11891394- Berlin 1961, esc, chained, sunny Mythology[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Mythology home games]quads
Game 11766873- D-Day: Omaha Beach!, esc, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11766876- Brazil, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11766878- King's Court, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11766881- Bamboo Jack, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11829799- Pearl Harbor, flat, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11829801- Berlin 1961, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11829802- Conquer Rome, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11829804- Tamriel, no spoils, chained, sunny Mythology
Game 11892741- Arms Race!, flat, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11892742- British Isles, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11892748- Imperium Romanum, flat, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11892750- Treasures Of Galapagos, flat, chained, fog Mythology

triples
Game 11766883- Jamaica, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11766886- Age Of Realms 3: Mayhem, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11766889- Poison Rome, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11829807- Atlantis, flat, chained, sunny Otpisani
Game 11829808- WWII Ardennes, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11829810- Japan, esc, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11829816- Vancouver, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11892755- Feudal Epic, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11892758- Feudal War, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11892760- City Mogul, no spoils, chained, fog Otpisani

doubles
Game 11766894- Midgard, no spoils, chained, sunny Mythology
Game 11766897- New World, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11766900- Route 66, esc, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11829821- Germany, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11829825- Gilgamesh, no spoils, chained, sunny Mythology
Game 11892764- Egypt: Lower, flat, chained, fog Otpisani
Game 11892765- Scotland, flat, chained, fog Mythology
Game 11892766- First Nations Americas, flat, chained, fog Otpisani[/spoiler]


[spoiler=tiebreakers]quads
Game 11767381- random, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology

triples
Game 11825851- random, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology

doubles
Game 11891395- random, no spoils, chained, fog Mythology[/spoiler]


CURRENT RESULT
OTPISANI 34
MYTHOLOGY 29


[spoiler=Otpisani players count][player]dinustef[/player] 16
[player]sudija77[/player] 11
[player]tonykzr[/player] 6
[player]afczippo[/player] 3
[player]cille[/player] 9
[player]yanakis[/player] 9
[player]ivanbuba[/player] 10
[player]lord prepredenko[/player] 8
[player]freakns[/player] 14
[player]omiljeni[/player] 14
[player]dj_zg[/player] 10
[player]finsfleet[/player] 12
[player]titoposlijetita[/player] 4
[player]yastreb[/player] 5
[player]typhoon41[/player] 5
[player]wuchko18[/player] 4
[player]ivanas[/player] 5
[player]kiss.sanyi[/player] 5
[player]trboye[/player] 11
[player]vojinsek[/player] 4
[player]file96[/player] 1
[player]milen83[/player] 7
[player]dimnjacarstef[/player] 5
[player]grandilof[/player] 10
[player]jela[/player] 6
[player]petarvulf[/player] 3[/spoiler]


[spoiler=Mythology players count][player]Sirmium Samurai[/player] 3
[player]pajarito[/player] 3
[player]bigragooch[/player]6
[player]jgalioto[/player] 6
[player]tiberius maximus[/player] 7
[player]woopintroysbutt[/player] 4
[player]count belisle[/player] 2
[player]penautsdad[/player] 9
[player]qwert[/player] 3
[player]mticeman41[/player] 7
[player]zidane - 21[/player] 10
[player]bazza[/player] 8
[player]frito bandito[/player] 5
[player]olecowboyhippy[/player] 6
[player]orangenitrox[/player] 5
[player]acrazyfella[/player] 6
[player]funkyterrance[/player] 4
[player]phulish[/player] 6
[player]fumandomuerte[/player] 5
[player]karel[/player] 4
[player]saywhat[/player] 2
[player]anonadick[/player] 4
[player]bleed_green[/player] 4
[player]jasholz[/player] 3
[player]gypsys kiss[/player] 3
[player]D00MandD3A7H[/player] 4
[player]theguard[/player] 2
[player]ESQuire[/player] 2[/spoiler]

1. How little is the girl? And cant you get arrested for having piccies like that.
2. Nice tune, but the live version from Long Beach Arena would have been better.
3. Dont be so hard on yourselves.....you're not complete dicks.


Apart from that......good luck

So if we are little girls, the penis size thing doesn't really enter into it, does it?
Your clan could alternatively be called "The One-Inch Wonders" for all we know...

Uuuhhh this should be very interesting indeed! I'm gonna put 1 euro on Otpisani 34-26...

Gypsys Kiss wrote:2. Nice tune, but the live version from Long Beach Arena would have been better.

too speedy! some of their songs are perfect live(like fear of the dark, hallowed be thy name or number of the beast... but that bass solo in rime just doesnt sound right performing live... also, as much as i love their music, i just cant stand the way they dress, they looks like tranny on crack)

Funkyterrance wrote:So if we are little girls, the penis size thing doesn't really enter into it, does it?
Your clan could alternatively be called "The One-Inch Wonders" for all we know...

i actually called only qwert little girl, but if you see yourself there, im fine with it... also, if you are girls, penis does enter it, that much is sure

as for one inch wonders... good one

still waiting for that butt one in your clan to agree on terms... he agreed on PM, not sure why he still hasent posted

well.well.well Freak are on hes element.
Unfortunately you are only strong on words, and in game,you are strong like mine English language.
But i like propaganda war, and i have nice little pic to show,how Optisani prepare for this mission impossible, to defeat MYTHOLOGY WAR MACHINE(insert Thunder sound).

Woopy when you say that you have surprise for clan challenge, i expect some real challenge, with some real clans.

What the heck , i will use one hand for this so call "challenge".

Freak I hope that you will find volunteers, who are not too scared to play against MYTHOLOGY ( Insert Thunder sound) .

freakns wrote:
i actually called only qwert little girl, but if you see yourself there, im fine with it... also, if you are girls, penis does enter it, that much is sure

as for one inch wonders... good one

You can envision me any way you like, m8.

-Funkyterrance (AKA "10incher")

qwert wrote:well.well.well Freak are on hes element.
Unfortunately you are only strong on words, and in game,you are strong like mine English language.
But i like propaganda war, and i have nice little pic to show,how Optisani prepare for this mission impossible, to defeat MYTHOLOGY WAR MACHINE(insert Thunder sound).

Woopy when you say that you have surprise for clan challenge, i expect some real challenge, with some real clans.

What the heck , i will use one hand for this so call "challenge".

Freak I hope that you will find volunteers, who are not too scared to play against MYTHOLOGY ( Insert Thunder sound) .

hi qwerty!
it is well know that my gaming skills sucks ass, and that they are worse the your English, however, im still gonna win more then 80% games im in, so can you imagine how bad are you then? oh, yes, rolls doesnt like you

as for that thunder sound, here it is:
Mythology thundering warcry


average Mythology player with fans(from left to right, josko, qwert, cof... at least qwert is intelligent one!errrrrrr, yes...):



Otpisani thundering warcry:


average Otpisani player with fans(from left to right, Denise, Foxy, freak, Nicky, loes... and ladies, sorry that my bikini is the best, not my fault im sexy as hell!):

If that is what your clan defines as sexy, I can see why qwert is with us and not you.

Also, that is not where you put a spare pair of socks

Gypsys Kiss wrote:If that is what your clan defines as sexy, I can see why qwert is with us and not you.

Also, that is not where you put a spare pair of socks

dude, what do you mean not sexy?!

Interesting thread so far.. Not meaning to be a party pooper, but i need woopintroysbutt to agree terms before I can grant those privs

Sorry, Mythology agrees to the Terms.

woopintroysbutt wrote:Sorry, Mythology agrees to the Terms.

Thanks, gl everyone

except for no5 ,MYTH not agree on this.

Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

You should continue your streak from Empire war, agreed.

Finsfleet wrote:

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

You should continue your streak from Empire war, agreed.

OH hell no... that war was brutal for us. couldn't win anything. since then though we're undefeated and that's how it's going to stay...

gl everyone

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

I've been trying to say Otpisani three times fast... worse than red leather, yellow leather.

second post updated with list of games for batch one... and as our inside man has found out, qwert is called "biggy" in his clan, as his 4 inches of fully erected penis is double what average size of penis in Mythology is

peanutsdad wrote:

Finsfleet wrote:

peanutsdad wrote:Oh this is gonna be a good one. looking forward to a fun war with Optiwhateveryournameisthaticantpronounce. Also looking forward to continuing our current winning streak by kicking your a$$es all over the place.

You should continue your streak from Empire war, agreed.

OH hell no... that war was brutal for us. couldn't win anything. since then though we're undefeated and that's how it's going to stay...

It wasn't that bad, I know at least the Conquer Rome games were demoralising on our side.

Anyway, exciting contest, should be a fair fight, tho I think Otp could perhaps have the edge by 5 over the newly crowned cl4 Div 2 Champions is it?

freakns wrote:second post updated with list of games for batch one... and as our inside man has found out, qwert is called "biggy" in his clan, as his 4 inches of fully erected penis is double what average size of penis in Mythology is

Well yeah, but we talk about our sizes in reference to diameter, not length. Your mole needs to listen more carefully.

Sincerely,
10incher

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OPT-OPT-OPT_OPT
its this sound good?

Invitation to the Myth Members for Opt's Round 1 Games have been sent out. I apologize for the slight delay. It has been a long week.

I look forward to a challenging War.