KoRT vs AKA Poetry Contest - Winner Swifte !

[Nicky15]

The Best/Funniest Poem will win a General Achievement Medal. Poll open for 7 days, Most votes wins.
Original thread http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=441&t=190903

1. eddie and josko, sitting in a tree... f- l -a- m- i- n- g

2. eddie and josko, sitting in a tree... f l a m i n g . first comes words, then comes memes, then comes a CD, by the name of cheme!

3. Eddie2 he's full of poo, Bruceswar, what a bore, Kort are good, and win they should, so Eddie will end up in goo.

4. There was a young woman in KoRT, English grammar was all that she thought, Then along came a rude coffee, Who said her commas where a bit offy, And suggested an Oxford dictionary she bought.

5. There was a young man called josko.ri, Who sadly had nothing from which he could pee, Looking for a way for the problem to be solved,eddie2 popped his head up & got involved,And now young josko has a rather large william.

6. Patrick thought our strat was weird, thought poor Jane might have a beard, eliminated in turn seven, now his dice watch on from heaven. Patrick called poor Jane a man, eddie gave a round two ban, Patrick thought he was the star, Now he watches from afar.

7. everyone thought kort were best, bruce leading from the west, aka putting to the test, everyone looking in jest, while aka turn out best.

8. Kort is tough but eddie's twisted, Bruce's leadership seems limp wristed. Fishy's diplomacy comes into play, eddie's starstruck come what may. Tension mounts as battles unfurl, for eddie it's a case of 'chase the gurl', Kort edges ahead, goading aint we grand but Eddie searches Jersey' beaches For the lay of the land...

9. Poems in English are hard, I can't think of anything but fart, Easy to see it isn't my native language. Makes it more of a challenge. Just 2 more lines for fun. Trying to make an unbearable pun. This makes no sense at all, but AKA will fall.

10. Josko's posted several times, Where is Dako to reply? Chariot's our clan historian. Reviving names from past war's carrion. Danryan's posts are all the same, "Why is it you are all so lame?" NiMic's my favorite poster here. Day by day, and year by year. Freak and hard like pics and vids, But all like boobs, no more needs said! Fishy is a patient saint. Dealing calm and jaffa cakes.

11. There once was a man from Jersey. Always in controversy. He tried to win games. And to ignore the flames. Soon he will beg for mercy.

12. well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible. BGthebrain say topic its locked, qwert are mocked. nicky15 want poems to be funny, eddie head are sunny. 1 stunna say shit
KORT and AKA match will be big hit.

13. Yo dawg, I heard you like poems so haiku .Knights of round table, always kicking ass tofu

14. Roses are red, Violets are.. violet. .I suck at poetry, KORT is kicking ass! (#winning)

15. Ode to a Jaffa Cake. In the morning I think of thee. Whilst playing on CC. I have a fascination for three. With my cup of coffee.

16. Knights of the Round Table, If only they were able, to always kick ass. They would get a free pass. To the top of the ranking. If only eddie could stop yanking everybody's chain. He would have more to gain
by concentrating on playing, And perhaps do some slaying

17. There was was a young chap from Camelot. Who thought it was jolly to flame-a-lot. It was all going great, 'til the temptation to bait, Overcame a young lady who foed-a-lot.

18. First they came for cowboyz, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a slightly perverted American. Then they came for eddie, and I didn't speak out because he spelled help "hllep". Then they came for josko, and I didn't speak out because they might think I was his multi.Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

19. eddie signed up for CC4, but his clan played typically poor.To himself he did say,"If we can't beat KORT in play, I'll report them and post more and more!"

All poems approved for entry by both clan contacts.

[Qwert]

well i will try, but me and poems written in English - mission impossible
BGthebrain say topic its locked
qwert are mocked
nicky15 want poems to be funny
eddie head are sunny
1 stunna say shit
KORT and AKA match will be big hit.

[Dako]

This is one of the worst ideas CDs have ever implemented. I am shocked.

[jetsetwilly]

This is one of the worst ideas CDs have ever implemented. I am shocked.

Come on Dako, try harder, that doesn't even rhyme !

[Shannon Apple]

/facepalm.

[chemefreak]

This is one of the worst ideas CDs have ever implemented. I am shocked.

Come on Dako, try harder, that doesn't even rhyme !

Plus, the entries are closed. Time to vote!

[Lindax]

This is one of the worst ideas CDs have ever implemented. I am shocked.

Come on Dako, try harder, that doesn't even rhyme !

Since you didn't put mine in the original format, it doesn't rhyme anymore either....

Lx

[Qwert]

This is one of the worst ideas CDs have ever implemented. I am shocked.

maybe he dont know how to make rhymes ?
Shocked
Knocked

Implemented
Selected

Try to add this and you will get proper rhyme .

[niMic]

Implemented doesn't rhyme with selected! It rhymes with... fermented.

[Arama86n]

Well, I see nothing exceptional. But i think 6. deserves a vote at least.
The ones that DO have votes are... well no comment.

For a second, before i grasped the context i thought Nicky had written all of those to get us started and i was like "Damn mate, seeing a whoooole new side to you"

Oh, and Bogan, now that your back I eagerly await your entry I do see one which pokes Bruce a little, but won't be you as it mentions Fishy, and she hit the scene after you left I reckon.
Waiting.

[Genoke]

The ones that DO have votes are... well no comment.

yeah...they even are the worst!

[IcePack]

The ones that DO have votes are... well no comment.

yeah...they even are the worst!

I tend to agree the leaders aren't very good :/

[iAmCaffeine]

The ones that DO have votes are... well no comment.

yeah...they even are the worst!

I tend to agree the leaders aren't very good :/

Agreed. Everybody should be voting for 4 and 5.

[niMic]

I also think #6 is the best. Let's all vote for that, guys!

[Nicky15]

One day left and 19 takes the lead!

[Nicky15]

Congratulations [player]Swifte[/player] GA medal on the way.

[Swifte]

Thanks Nicky, I've got a bunch of GA's but never one from the clan mods before... feels like completing the set!

[Qwert]

booooooo, its from start know who will get medal, its all set up for mods to be awarded.booooo

[Lindax]

Mmmm....

Lx

[VampireM]

if Swifte wasnt in the same clan as me and overall a great guy i would hate him too.. he wins to much stuff

[niMic]

Shouldn't I get a medal for starting the entire wonderful, non-divisive trend of poems in the war thread?

Pepperidge Farm thinks so.

[Arama86n]

Shouldn't I get a medal for starting the entire wonderful, non-divisive trend of poems in the war thread?

Pepperidge Farm thinks so.

I think you deserve a medal too niMic. because you're "special"