Which Conquer Club meme stock would be the worst investment?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:57 pm

DUK (Dukasaur)
Duke Energy Corporation

BIG (bigtoughralf)
Big Lots

MCG (mookiemcgee)
Membership Collective Group Inc.

DY (DoomYoshi)
Dycom Industries

KB (KoolBak)
KB Financial Group

RAM (the ram)
Aries I Acquisition Corporation

DDS (DirtyDishSoap)
Dillard's

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:40 pm

Should I do a market buy for $100 of each for market open tomorrow and we will see how they do in a month?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:45 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:Should I do a market buy for $100 of each for market open tomorrow and we will see how they do in a month?

do it

all profits go to support ralf's victims

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:58 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:Should I do a market buy for $100 of each for market open tomorrow and we will see how they do in a month?
do it

all profits go to support ralf's victims

I just tried, but alas some of these are smallcaps and I can't buy partial shares so no way to buy them all at the same $ value.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:38 am

mookiemcgee wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:Should I do a market buy for $100 of each for market open tomorrow and we will see how they do in a month?
do it

all profits go to support ralf's victims
I just tried, but alas some of these are smallcaps and I can't buy partial shares so no way to buy them all at the same $ value.

Buy one share of each and then just look at the month-over-month gain (percentage).

Post by **Dukasaur** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 5:25 am

Fun thread!

jusplay4fun · Post by **jusplay4fun** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:42 am

NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!

ConfederateSS · Post by **ConfederateSS** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:20 am

jusplay4fun wrote:NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!

---------There is an other option... choice...
-------LLAMA INC. ----- A NON PROFIT ORGANIZATION....HE WOULD JUST GIVE EVERYTHING AWAY...HE IS TO NICE...

...

ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:27 am

jusplay4fun wrote:NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!

Start a company and go public JP. This is America, we don't do handouts

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:21 pm

UPDATE:

Hometown International — that odd, publicly traded company with a market capitalization of more than $100 million despite owning just one small New Jersey deli — has announced plans to merge with Makamer Holdings, a private bioplastics start-up firm.

Manoj Jain, the founder of Maso Capital in Hong Kong, which is a major investor in Hometown International, declined to comment through a spokesman.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/01/new-jer ... erger.html

jusplay4fun · Post by **jusplay4fun** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:34 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!
Start a company and go public JP. This is America, we don't do handouts

Really? What do you call welfare (AFDC)? EBT or SNAP (or Food Stamps)? subsidized housing (HUD/Section8)? Medicaid? COVID relief? Free postage for Congressmen and Congresswomen? Illegal aliens entering the US? I am sure I left out more than a few things

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 7:48 pm

jusplay4fun wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!
Start a company and go public JP. This is America, we don't do handouts
Really? What do you call welfare (AFDC)? EBT or SNAP (or Food Stamps)? subsidized housing (HUD/Section8)? Medicaid? COVID relief? Free postage for Congressmen and Congresswomen? Illegal aliens entering the US? I am sure I left out more than a few things

Sound just like what someone too lazy to start a company called JPF would say.

jusplay4fun · Post by **jusplay4fun** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:38 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!
Start a company and go public JP. This is America, we don't do handouts
Really? What do you call welfare (AFDC)? EBT or SNAP (or Food Stamps)? subsidized housing (HUD/Section8)? Medicaid? COVID relief? Free postage for Congressmen and Congresswomen? Illegal aliens entering the US? I am sure I left out more than a few things
Sound just like what someone too lazy to start a company called JPF would say.

No, spoken by someone who worked since turning 16 and working 60+ hours per week. Spoken by someone tired of those sitting on their ASSES looking for more free handouts. LAZY? wrong descriptor, or adjective used on the wrong persons.

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:28 pm

jusplay4fun wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
jusplay4fun wrote:NO saxi stock? And I am INSULTED that there is no stock called JP4F or JP..!!
Start a company and go public JP. This is America, we don't do handouts
Really? What do you call welfare (AFDC)? EBT or SNAP (or Food Stamps)? subsidized housing (HUD/Section8)? Medicaid? COVID relief? Free postage for Congressmen and Congresswomen? Illegal aliens entering the US? I am sure I left out more than a few things
Sound just like what someone too lazy to start a company called JPF would say.
No, spoken by someone who worked since turning 16 and working 60+ hours per week. Spoken by someone tired of those sitting on their ASSES looking for more free handouts. LAZY? wrong descriptor, or adjective used on the wrong persons.

That's the problem with America, lazy people spend all their time chatting online instead of building their eponymously named companies and listing it on NYSE. I'd maybe be more understanding but...

MCG (mookiemcgee)
Membership Collective Group Inc.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 4:17 am

Jet Propulsion Foundry.
Jet Propelled Fahrt. (You can just rein in your immature minds. "Fahrt" means "drive" in German. Jet Propelled Fahrts are a kind of sportscar JP will develop.)
Just Pickup Frankenstein. (A dating agency for Goths.)
Juniper Fruit Finders.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Sat Apr 02, 2022 5:39 am

Funny quote above.

I'VE WORKED HARD FOREVER! KIDS THESE DAYS! I COLLECTED STICKS AT NIGHT IN MY WAGON TO HEAT MY HOME!!!

lmao. You hit a nerve Mook....

Ask your buddy if, assuming he isn't a big bucker, he returned his Economic Impact Payments "handed out" by unkka sam. Bet a dollar he did NOT.

jusplay4fun · Post by **jusplay4fun** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:33 am

Dukasaur wrote:Jet Propulsion Foundry.
Jet Propelled Fahrt. (You can just rein in your immature minds. "Fahrt" means "drive" in German. Jet Propelled Fahrts are a kind of sportscar JP will develop.)
Just Pickup Frankenstein. (A dating agency for Goths.)
Juniper Fruit Finders.

such a creative mind, Duk.

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:46 pm

TGD - Benchmark Metals... doesn't look good.

SXI - Standex International - $101.97 on the NYSE. Nice work Saxi.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Tue May 10, 2022 6:15 pm

I'm taking a beating in the stock market crash. But DUK is the one and only stock in my portfolio which (thus far) is black from date of original acquisition.

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Wed May 11, 2022 3:01 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I'm taking a beating in the stock market crash. But DUK is the one and only stock in my portfolio which (thus far) is black from date of original acquisition.

It's been rough out there...DUK for the win!

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Wed May 11, 2022 5:07 pm

BTR is the most flaccid stock here. Just keeps going down.

bigtoughralf · Post by **bigtoughralf** » Wed May 11, 2022 5:59 pm

Maybe if you went down every once in a while Linda wouldn't have dumped your ass.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Wed May 11, 2022 6:47 pm

bigtoughralf wrote:Maybe if you went down every once in a while Linda wouldn't have dumped your ass.

meh, waste of time

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 2:11 am

Pretty sure I'm the best stock choice. Y'all are idiots.

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Fri Nov 11, 2022 12:56 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Pretty sure I'm the best stock choice. Y'all are idiots.

HOLY SHIT! WHY IS DILLARDS DOING SO WELL?